What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 16:05
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
What are 50 random facts about yourself?
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s